Johnny Knoxville
Up for Anything
The kind of pet that can leap tall fences in a single bound (or not, but give it a shot anyhow), Merlin is the original Jackass, Johnny Knoxville!
Going through the pain so you don't have to, Merlin knows that he trots a fine line between funny and stupid, but he doesn't care—he's laughing about it all the way to the pet store. His over-the-top antics make you grimace with fear and you often find it hard to believe that he actually enjoys playing the class clown. But Merlin laps it up and continues to defy the odds, despite your warnings and concerns. Other males in the pack tend to be a little jealous of Merlin, but the females find him simply dreamy. A die-hard good ol' boy, Merlin is more of a General Lee type than a Knight Rider, but give him enough time to think things through and he's sure to find a way to wreck both vehicles at the same time.
Will Smith
Leading Man
A fresh prince in the pursuit of happiness, Dragonheart is megastar Will Smith!
Putting the jazz back in jazzy, Dragonheart is always moving and grooving to the beat of his own internal drum. Not one to settle for second best, Dragonheart only takes on projects that are sure to draw attention and improve his pawpularity in the pack. Dragonheart's broad appeal across breed, age and gender lines means that his actions often lead to his being named best in show. Smooth, suave and debonair... he's the perfect pet to take home to Mommy. Not lacking in the looks department, Dragonheart‘s toothy grin would send even the most furrocious group of alien invaders spinning helplessly back into space.
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